User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Winter 2014-2015/@comment-5015799-20150224112005

Suddenly, Cog entered the lab.

Hell Phoenix: "Hey Cog. You look... distressed... Is something wrong?"

Cogliostro: "I figured out why you were so mentally ill. You're loosing yourself to Malebolgia's will..."

Hell Phoenix: "What?!"

Cogliostro: "I'm sorry to say, but you have to find some criminals to commit brutality on quickly. And... You'll have to kill someone. It's one of the fail-safe procedures Malebolgia puts on his Hellspawns n case they go rogue"

Hell Phoenix: "Why did he never use it on you?"

Cogliostro: "Figures he never invented it back then. And many things can change over three-hundred years"

Hell Phoenix: "Well that's just great..."

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Groot: "I am Groot!" He said with a happy tone.

Rocket: "I'd love to come along, but where should I leave these wonderful toys for later?"

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Blackheart: "I actually have something to say now. Your time here is running out, archangel..."

Blackheart's red eyes glowed more intensively.

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Gale's symbiote: "And after that, my brethren will be returned to their former hosts, minus the convicts?"

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''Firefly froze up and turned around. His mask hid a sheepish smile.''

Firefly: "Oh hey Matter-Horn! Nice weather, eh?"

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Deadpone: "Owie! This guy's good"

Coltpone: "Guuh... But we can win, right?"

Soundwave: "Soundwave superior. Deadpone Corps, inferior"

This caused the entire team to snap.

Deadpone: "Alright! No more Mr. Nice Merc!"

Lady Deadpone: "And Ms. Nice Merc!"

''The Deadpne Corps dizzily got up to their feet, or air in Headpone's case. Then they all pulled out identical oversized, multi-projectile rocket launchers. Much to Deadpone's amusement and Soundwave's shock.''

Deadpone: "You guys also have a BFG 9001 H.Y.P.E.?"

Lady Deadpone: "Well, duh'! I'm you if you were a mare!"

Headpone: "I'm pretty much you in a zombie apocalypse" ''The floating head said while holding his weapon with metal appendages. Which by all means should have broken down from the weapon's weight.''

Soundwave: "Uh-oh... This looks problematic..."

Deadpone Corps: "You bet it does! Fire!"

''The projectiles hit their mark, creating a small mushroom cloud. A heavily damaged Soundwave run out of the blazing inferno with his part continuously falling apart.''

Soundwave: "Tactical retreat required!" He said before vanishing into the air.

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One of the sentries could have sworn he noticed something behind his comrade, hence the blue exclamation mark over his head.

"Is there somebody there?"

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Electron: "Then I guess I'll go see a friend of mine"

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Someone knocked at Sybil's door.