User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Spring 2015/@comment-24680038-20150527033409

The officer looks at Glaive.

Police officer Wiggum: "What's going on with- AHHH!"

He falls over and begins to twitch violently on the floor.

(I've just realized how similar this is to the rage virus from 28 days later and the Trixie virus from the crazies...)