User blog:Digdux/The Trotsylvanian Task

Dear Princess Celestia,

''We have found your diplomats most unsatisfactory at establishing trust between our two nations. One was caught going through one of our Countess's belongings, while others have made off with my brother's favorite pony. Furthermore, none of the ponies were willing to offer compensation for this severe breach of sovereignty, and fled the island before they could be approached. In exchange to this affront to our dignity I request compensation in the total of Twenty Million Bits, as well as the destruction of which ever organization that sold Canter Di Dracaru the pegasus, Belle fraudulently.''

To that end we have agreed that the land of Equestria will have two weeks to comply with our demands, else Trotsylvania will be forced to take action to protect it's sovereignty, targeting of course, these diplomats, as well as their families, as well as Equestria itself, for its abuse of diplomatic agreement until Twenty Million bits, as well as additional expenses from traveling and pillaging have been collected.

Alternatively if you cannot shut down this fraudulent organization, we would accept the creatures known as Flashfire, Captain Orbit, Decibelle, and Spearmint as payment for this wrong doing.

Thank You,

Count Nosferatu

Countess Nindar

Count Canter Di Dracaru

Raizel Di Dracaru