User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Winter 2017-2018/@comment-27161581-20180118181417

''Sitting outside of Research's building is a fullsized van. As Goldfin approaches the doors open, and Sandy and Blue both get out.''

Blue: "That was a good breakfast.... Oh, hey Goldfin, nice bling."

Inari simply vanishes, her eyes glaring at Dances in Dust before they too are gone.

''Eroma quickly ends up holding a 40 foot long noodle, al-dente to any of those more familiar with pasta. The long noodle curiously pokes Eroma's muzzle with one of it's ends. Meanwhile the cabbage wagon crashes to the ground, spilling cabbages every which way. Hundreds of other noodely appendages reach around nearby buildings and alleyways, looking for greens to devour. One voyeuristic noodle breaks through the glass window of a skyscraper, carrying out a small potted tree. Based on the growing chaos of Maretropolis... it isn't normal.''

????: "My cabbages..."

The count smiles at Flashfire as well as a skeleton can.

Count Nosferatu: "And dead things stay dead, isn't that right?"

With a bony laugh, the count wanders off towards other vamponies.

The female vampony smiles cutely.

Female Vampony: "Vy estate vas under vah control vah Count Malkav, vut ze Malks var insane... Vee Count Canter negotiated on var vehalf, van let ve become a member of his escort."

The vampony's smile abruptly fades as her companion talks.

Male Vampony: "Vut ooh didn't mention voo ver traded vore a spoon. A spoon."

The female pouts, and her wings droop, her ego punctured.

Female Vampony: "Vit vas a nice spoon..."

The vamponies curiously regard Dazzling Light, a circle forming around her.

Vampony: "Vut mission?"

''Phantomenia immediately turns invisible and intangible. She whirls around to look at her attacker. She really should have Princess Celestia get her a name tag or something so ponies won't be so mean to her.''