User blog comment:UglyTurtle/Justice League of Equestria RolePlay Blog Part II/@comment-7562999-20141130192249

OA: A good reason? How's this for a reason you wannabe Lady Gaga. I have a pony up there that loves me, and she is carrying my two unborn children. Or maybe even better, I have bottled the two very primal forces of the universe. Right now those primal forces have latched themselves to my soul. I am the most powerful unicorn in ages. I can control destiny!