User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Spring 2015/@comment-7345250-20150418050732


 * Goldfin claps her hooves together.

Goldfin: "Oh, Failderol, how the mighty have fallen. How does it feel to have been defeated by that guy?"


 * Several minutes later, Chrysalis stands outside the castle with a scroll floating before her.

Queen Chrysalis: "Are you sure thisz will work?"

Secthotep: "Certainly."

Queen Chrysalis: "Thisz looksz... silly."

Secthotep: "But the instructionsz are most clear.  Just sing your least favorite song, perform your least favorite dance move, and do your best impression of a crazed jitterbug."

Queen Chrysalis: "You do it. Thisz isz beneath me."

Secthotep: "I am forbidden by my caste."


 * Secthotep turns to the commander.

Secthotep: "You do it."

Commander: "What?! I take ordersz from no effeminate magusz!"


 * The commander turns to the nearest guard.

Commander: "You do it!"

Guard: "But I-"

Queen Chrysalis: "One of you, just sing already!"