User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Summer 2015/@comment-7345250-20150727025411

Goldfin: "Not the best. Somepony tried to assassinate me yesterday evening, so I was rushed to the hospital, where I was tormented by a demon lord until morning."

Flashfire: "I said... Er... Well, that snow plain will be good for you. Because, you know, you look like you can use some fresh air."

???: "Oh, I suppose that is one way to put it. However, much of Equestria will have to be left out in the cold."

[Beep]

Commissioner: "Take him straight to Balkham once you're through with him. There's no way we're holding anypony else in the city today."