User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Winter 2014-2015/@comment-5837525-20141216190137

Copper: You don't know what "fun" is? Wow, that's... Huh. Okay, different approach. What do you enjoy doing?

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(As everyone relaxes in the hotel room, Freeheart bursts in.)

Freeheart: I'm... BAAAAACK! *hic*

(Her face is flushed with red, and there's a distinct slur in her voice.)

Freeheart: How'ssh it hangin', bro-nies and Pega-sistas?! Guesssh where I-- *hic* --jussht came from!

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(Pastern briefly turns back to the laboratory wreckage.)

Pastern: ...

(Meanwhile, shortly after the ambulance reaches the hospital, Octavius is quickly brought to the ER on a gurney.)

Surgeon Pony: What's the damage?

Nurse: Spinal cavity penetrated by molten metal. Vertebrae fused at several points, including the roof of the spinal column.

Surgeon Pony: Okay... Let's start by cutting off these mechanical tentacles.