User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Spring 2015/@comment-5837525-20150512030542

(Thwack! A throwing knife carved from a plastic cafeteria spoon thrusts into a photo of Mistress Mare-velous. For the inmate Misty Shades, it was the next best thing. Oh, how she would enjoy making her suffer if given the chance...)

Misty: ...?

(The cell door opens, and Killer Hock enters...)

Killer Hock: What the?

(...He discovers the cell empty.)

Killer Hock: Where the hay is--

Misty: Hyah!

(Just then, a pony-shaped mass from above falls upon Hock's shoulders.)

Killer Hock: G-Get off me, you crazy mare!

Misty: Huh! You're awfully big for an assassin! Did Mare-velous send you?!

Killer Hock: I said, get off me!

Stiletto: *sigh* Well, this is going swimmingly so far...