User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Summer 2015/@comment-7345250-20150708001402


 * Luckily, the goons attribute the disturbance to their friend's sudden entrance.

Hooligan: "Heesh! Settle down. There's a reason why we stick to the alleys."

Falconeigh thug: "What reason is that?"

Hooligan: "Because we don't want to be heard, jackass!"

Mane-iac thug: "Awright, awright, so what's the big deal?"

Falconeigh thug: "Well, this is going to sound a little crazy..."

Hooligan: "Everything in this town's crazy. We talking crazier than Falconeigh turning out to be the Mane-iac's S.O.?

Falconeigh thug: "Okay, maybe not that crazy."

Hoodlum: "Out with it!"

Falconeigh thug: "Geez, give me a break! I was just gonna say there's a new psycho in town. And I mean a psycho, not a Mareoni. We're talking Mane-iac-style, high profile heists. They say this guy dresses like a pirate."

Hooligan: "A pirate? You kidding me?! Sure, we've got a pharaoh, a mime, a penguin, and all those other loons, but a pirate? At least most of the usual asylum bunch isn't supposed to be extinct."

Falconeigh thug: "I said it was crazy."


 * The Alicorn stamps her hooves down on the floor.

???: "You're lying! Everypony knows who I am, and nopony gets into this castle without magical training of the highest degree!"