User blog comment:UglyTurtle/Justice League of Equestria RolePlay Blog Part II/@comment-5015799-20141113233855

Deadpone: "Whyyyy yes I do! I was a mercenary even waaaaay before I got my awesome powers. Speaking of awesome powers, I have a healing factor, which is really handy by the way, I have superhuman strenght, agility, flexibility, stamina and reflexes, the usual. I'm a master at martial arts, swordfighting, firearm handling and chimichanga eating. I also have a lot of cool tools for every job. Including this teleportation device! Watch this!"

Deadpone tried to demonstrate his teleportation tool, only for it to make a small explosion in his face.

Deadpone: "Godamnit! It's failing on me again!"