User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Spring 2016/@comment-7345250-20160315025653


 * A slim, older-looking dragon with a familiar orange coloration answers the door, newspaper in hand. It takes him a moment to realize that both visitors are below eye-level.

Uncle Shen: "Ah, Ashley! Your uncle was beginning to grow worried. Come and give him a hug."


 * He spreads his arms for his niece. Flashfire winces at the mention of her real name, but she moves in to fulfill his request.


 * And then he whacks her over the head with his rolled-up newspaper.

Uncle Shen: "You forgot to clean your room before you ran off to Maretropolis! And what a mess it was! Guess who had to do it in your place? You overwork your old uncle!"

Flashfire: "Er... Yeah, sorry about-"

Uncle Shen: "One more thing! Your super-villain's zombie left a stain on the curtains that wouldn't come out. We had to buy new curtains and more bleach than one dragon could carry!"

Flashfire: "Oh. Well, at least-"

Uncle Shen: "One more thing! You told your uncle to evacuate, but you never told him when to come back! Your uncle was in Manehattan for four weeks!"

Flashfire: "What?! You can't be-"

Uncle Shen: "One mooore thing! Your friends from the comic book store will not stop pestering your uncle about when you'll come back. It is driving him crazy!"

Flashfire: