User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Winter 2017-2018/@comment-27161581-20180224144055

''The noodly appendages reach down to try and swat away Goldfin's creatures, but quickly find that they are just putting more pasta within easy reach. The many fish, chordate, and even the occasional mollusk are treated to a buffet of swirling pasta.''

''The heads of broccoli do serve as a defense against the hammerheads, stuffing their gnashing teeth with greens instead of glorious marinara. The churning sea turns red from the crimson sauce, as the pasta continues to float further offshore, lacking the intelligence to do something other than try and reconnect with the rest of its split body.''

Raizel: "Such is known. We have heard much out of the dragon lands and Griffonstone, concerning Princess Twilight Sparkle, and her diplomatic efforts there. Being the foremost diplomat of Equestria, we would be less surprised if she attended, and not one of Celestia's personal court."

The vampony continues.

Raizel: "The countess tends to be one to wrap other ponies around her hoof, and bend them over backwards for her sheer amusement. Despite your current eye protection, we are surprised she let you out of her clutches without you pledging your eternal loyalty to her. You wear her garb, thus she supports you, yet you do not treat with her. Why?"