User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Winter 2014-2015/@comment-7345250-20150128010329

Golden: "Er... I once wrestled with a shark."

Bouncer: "Yeah, so?"

Golden: "And I bit him."

Bouncer: "Right this way. Sorry to keep you waiting."


 * Golden rolls her eyes not at the security but at the reality that her lousy story passed the test. Then again, this part of town was not known for its intellect and refinement.


 * She walks inside and finds the place rather peaceful. However, shouting can be heard coming from the cellar.


 * Foreign Minister Spearmint sighs audibly into the telephone. Things were not any easier in his department now that only one of the royal sisters remained.

Spearmint: "Is this a joke?.... You're on McNamarea's staff, right? Why am I hearing this from you and not Averell?.... Well, of course he'd think it's ridiculous. It is ridiculous! A changeling embassy? Bah!.... Yes, my sojourn in the Crystal Empire is almost at an end..... Yes..... Yes..... Snakes and dogs, I do have a staff of my own, don't I? Take it up with-"


 * The floor starts to shake. Spearmint looks outside and sees the rhino tearing up the street.

Spearmint: "Never mind what I said about returning to Canterlot. There seems to be another crisis."