User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Spring 2015/@comment-5837525-20150424143136

Orbit: We were recently in Ponyville, so let's begin there.

(Using the computer's "Crystal Messaging" system, Orbit attempts to patch through to the Castle of Friendship.)

Orbit: Princess Twilight Sparkle. This is Captain Orbit of the Justice League. Do you read me?

???: ...Hello? Captain Orbit, is that you? Ugh. I can never get the hang of this thing...

Orbit: I can hear you just fine, Princess.

Twilight: *sigh* I must remember to study this communication system of yours more thoroughly in my spare time, Captain... How can I help you?

(Freeheart fires up the teleporter, grabs her belongings, and steps onto the warp pad. She's transported to the entrance of Las Pegasus within moments. Looking up, she eyes the always familiar "Welcome to Las Pegasus" sign, and she smiles nostalgically.)

Freeheart: ...Home sweet home.

(Gale Sentry slams his hooves on the table in an effort to get a reaction out of Folderol.)

Gale: I didn't quite catch all that, but I'm pretty sure I heard an insult in there.

Coltson: Captain Gale, please.

Gale: ...Tch!

Coltson: One final question then, Mr. Folderol. What are your "end motives"?

Bartender: Is that so? Well, the boss's hired hooves don't help just any Tom, Dick, and Blueblood to walk through the door. So why don't you take a number and--?

???: Barkeep. Where are your manners?

(Down the steps from the upper floor arrives the portly Oswald Cobbletrot, using a black umbrella as a cane.)

Cobbletrot: Every member of my clientele must be addressed with the proper... respect.

Bartender: *gulp* S-Sorry, boss.

Cobbletrot: Do forgive my surly barkeep here. He's far more skillful at serving drinks than exercising tact. How may I help you, Mr...?