User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Winter 2017-2018/@comment-27161581-20180124033320

''The great spaghetti monster remains stoic in the face of all this pony offense, though Spider-Mane's many webs to a decent job of keeping about a fifth of the gigantic mass under control, since the spaghetti noodles are a bit too wrapped up to actively seek out more trees and shrubs. Still, the tripping marinara sauce takes out lightposts, stoplights, and clogs the sewer drains, making a mess of the city.''

The countess turns, turning with Dazzling Light to face Ironworks.

Countess Nindar: "Ah, ze Ironponee. vy any chance vid ooh bring vat magical bottle?"

''The bookish vampony blinks, visibly surprised by Orbit's question. With a small flash of violet flame, her book vanishes. She takes Orbit's hoof with her own delicate fetlock. With her gaze now on him, Captain Orbit can feel something of the vampony's presence; like Raizel and Nindar before. This is set off by the pony's slight stature, being almost a head shorter than Captain Orbit.''

????: "Vee accept Captain Orbit of Equestria."