Deadpone

"I wasn't talking to you! I would say I'm not talking to you, but I would be lying if I did"

- Me putting Queen Chrysalis in her place

Hello everybody! Name's Deadpone and since no-one can properly explain my awesomeness, I'll be writing my page myself! (Tough the wikia activity may claim otherwise, don't trust it. It's probably rigged by the CIA). To start off, I'm a mercenary who usually works for the highest bidder, unless it conflicts with my moral standpoints. And I have very low moral standpoints.

How I became awesome
In the beginning, I was a rather normal mercenary pony. I was still pretty cool back then. I wandered the world, meeting new people (I even dated a cute Changeling), shooting new people, recieving money, eating chimichangas, your usual superhero backstory. Then I found out I had cought cancer and the doctors (Whom included that adorable Nurse Freeheart) couldn't save me. Usually, that really sucks, but for me it somehow didn't. To cure my cancer, I volunteered to a secret experiment (Don't tell anyone about it!). There was a few painful, inhumane experiments here and there, but at least I got a cool healing factor that lets my survive and heal almost any injury. I even got a few other powers for the price of one! Eventually, I escaped, killed the jerk who experimented on me and I took on the name "Deadpone"! Cuz' your death is postponed till' you meet this pony! Oh yeah, I also got these two voices in my head

About me
I tend to have a loud-mouthed, bat-shit crazy, chimichanga loving and fun-loving personality. I like having fun trough fighting dudes and pulling shenanigans. And getting paid. Gotta get the money! Despite my "bombastic" personality, I do have a sweet side. I'm generally a nice guy who tries to make friends and I do care about those friends I have. I even care about my enemies! I always try to kill them in a painless manner. I'm also very nice with the ladies (Call me!).