User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Fall 2015/@comment-7345250-20151111064046

Flashfire: "They're dragons, not animals."

Ice Dragon: "Oh, but since you're here, we have a question."

Flashfire: "Let me guess. You want to know what happened to the Death Dragon."

Forest Dragon: "Not especially."

Flashfire: "You're not seeing him again. He's imprisoned elsewhere, and there is no way he's getting out. Ever. Capeesh?"

Earth Dragon: "Ugh. All that hard work for nothing."

Ice Dragon: "That wasn't it!"

Storm Dragon: "Yeow. I think I catch your drift. You want to know which of us came closest to wiping her out, am I right?"

Flashfire: "Excuse me?"

Ice Dragon: "We already figured out that our dear brother wasn't coming back, so we've taken to deciding which of us will be the new head of the family when we get out. We've already determined that any history of maiming you is a very important criterion."

Forest Dragon: "Mel over there's already out of the competition.

Fire Dragon: "A word of thanks would be appreciated, Flash."

Forest Dragon: "What, you're turning to the enemy for gratification because you failed us? You should be ashamed!"

Storm Dragon: "But really, I was closest, am I right? I had her in a watery grave, yes I did. Mith saw the whole thing. Your flash-freeze has got nothing against my flash-flood."

Earth Dragon: "Stop right there. We teamed up that time. I had just as much to do with drowning her as you did... even if you failed to drown her right."

Storm Dragon: "Sorry to burst your bubble, but you were the one supposed to be holding her down. We only failed because you slipped up."

Forest Dragon: "I got just as far 'on my own, mind you."

Ice Dragon: "Did not. You didn't care for killing her."

Forest Dragon: "Ahem! Last I checked, we already agreed to count any crippling, humiliating, or otherwise crushing harm or pain as an effort towards the same end!"

Ice Dragon: "Well sure, but you can't expect it to count as much as an attempt to kill, especially since your plan involved a pathetic fruit."

Forest Dragon: "You know very well that it was my signature phytomophism bomb-fungus. One hundred percent organic and just as effective as any whiteout."

Ice Dragon: "You tried turning her into a plant."

Forest Dragon: "I certainly did, and that would have meant rendering her inanimate."

Storm Dragon: "It's not the same, you hippie!"

Flashfire: "QUIET!"


 * Flashfire stands with her fists clenched and fangs bared, almost literally fuming.


 * The doctor wipes his mouth on an old hanky.

Doctor Banner: "Your leg will be fine, kid. Just don't move it right now."