User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Summer 2015/@comment-24422626-20150818024651

Because it's awesome.

* ''Glaive lifts a garment from his shelf and unfolds it, showing it to Ironworks. The newly made caparison seems to be made of the same lightweight material as Glaive's own cloak; it has even been dyed with intentionally mismatched colors to go with Ironworks's armor.''*

Here you go. Burnproof, waterproof, and tearproof; it'll stop a blade. And it doesn't conduct electricity, so... Here's my return gift.