User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Winter 2014-2015/@comment-5015799-20150103055813

Hell Phoenix: "Well then. We'll deal with him, and then read up on dragons"

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''Deadpone had killed two more aliens and was om his way to re-group with Ironworks and Dazzling. However,,he didn't notice the alien stalking him from the ceiling. The alien pounced on Deadpone, causing him to drop his flamethrowers. The alien then circled him to look him in the face and opened it's mouth, revealing another jaw. The inner jaw shot out with great force, biting Deadpone through the head. The alien retracted it's inner jaw and was about to shriek in triumph when it heard Deadpone make noises.''

Deadpone: "OWIE! Not cool man! Like I needed a freaking hole in my freaking head! Hold on... Did somebody say chimichangas? No wait, that's just the sound of my brain healing"

''The alien looked confusedly at Deadpone, before impaling him through the chest with it's tail. Surely, that would work? Nope.''

Deadpone: "Aww, COME ON! I did so well today!"

''The alien pulled Deadpone closer and began biting him all over his body. It failed to noticed Deadpone reaching into his magic satchel.''

Deadpone: "Hey ugly!"

The alien quit it's attacks and looked at Deadpone.

Deadpone: "Chew on this!"

''Deadpone forcefully shoved an incendiary grenade down the alien's throat. It burst into flames just moments later, dropping Deadpone in the process.''

Deadpone: "THAT'S for shoving eggs down my throat!"

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''An alien dropped down on the floor near Ironworks and Dazzling and let out a hiss. It hasn't seen them yet.''

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''Bloodstorm swore he heard something from below. His mask returned and he looked down the edge to see Goldfin.''

Bloodstorm: "Well, if it isn't the fish lady herself! You missed me?"