User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Summer 2015/@comment-5837525-20150702201608

Star-Lord: *stammers* W-What?! No! I was in an actual prison, man! There was a big shootout, prisoners and guards flying everywhere, and I bought-- er, stole this one guy's leg for what was ultimately no reason at all! You shoulda been there! Droids firing bullets and lasers, the gravity got turned off, I knocked out this one guard for taking my Walkman -- it was awesome!

(Orbit was at a loss. He wasn't sure how much of that tale actually occurred.)