User blog comment:UglyTurtle/Justice League of Equestria RolePlay Blog Part II/@comment-7345250-20141112215710


 * At the house of an aging but still energetic actor, a certain stallion hears what sounds like a whirlwind tearing through his kitchen. He turns around and looks over the back of his couch as Golden Age rushes into the room, crying her eyes out.

Daddy, I think I've been viola-a-ated!

Queen Chrysalis: "Then why do I not deserve it? I'm tall, graceful, majestic, alluring, powerful, smart-ish, patient..."


 * The queen continues to prattle on with another seemingly endless list.