User blog comment:UglyTurtle/Justice League of Equestria RolePlay Blog Part II/@comment-7345250-20141118212349

Dark Moon: "Well, then. Let's start with one of my favorites."

Goldfin: "Oh no..."

Dark Moon: "Way back when she was just a filly, Goldie somehow got the idea in her head that she could become a zebra by getting stripes."


 * Goldfin buries her face in her hooves.

Dark Moon: "Now, one day, I brought her to the set of The Maretonian Candidate, and it happened that a friend and associate of mine named Zamunda had a minor role there. So Goldie went up to the poor zebra and asked him if he could give her zebra-stripes. But old Zamunda, not wanting to turn her down too badly, said that he would help her if she could figure out the secret by herself."

Goldfin: "The end."

Dark Moon: "No, that's not the end. When Goldie finally came back to me, I found that she had painted stripes on herself using the filling from the director's donuts. And it didn't stop there..."


 * Goldfin lets her forehead drop to the table.