User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Spring 2016/@comment-7345250-20160412220754

Yak General: "Mad monk? Rrrgh..."

Mare Do Well: "Does that name sound familiar?"


 * The general calms down a little.

Yak General: "I know of monk. He bring ruin upon yak culture. He ponify Yakyakistan when my father's father was calf."


 * The Mare Do Well tries to keep a straight face. That particular instance of mischief-making is particularly offensive to her too.

Mare Do Well: "Then please listen to me carefully. The mad monk is not a pony at all. He is an evil spirit who assumes the form of a pony to torment yaks and ponies alike."


 * The general stiffly nods. Being of a kind that always assumes the worst, this revelation makes perfect sense to him.

Mare Do Well: "Yes... but there's more. The mad monk is here on this mountain. He calls himself Rat Trap nowadays. You've met him, haven't you?"

Yak General: "Rat Trap is... no friend?"

Mare Do Well: "No, not at all. He is the evil spirit, the mad monk."

Yak General: "Then YAK DE-"

Mare Do Well: "Please lower your voice. There is much to do before we confront him... or rather much that you need to do. Tell us, general: What is your name?"

Yak General: "...Ivan."