User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Spring 2015/@comment-7345250-20150423013440

Goldfin: "I've got this."


 * Goldfin opens her mouth to speak, but she is promptly cut off.

Rosencrantz: "Her Majesty'sz ordersz. No creature save her own subjectsz isz to passz through thesze doorsz unlessz and until she saysz otherwisze."

Guildenstern: "Forsooth, not even a gnat isz allowed past our watch... Wait, haven't we seen that jumbled up creature before?"

Rosencrantz: "Forsooth, we have! That isz the creature that started our brabble over the chancesz of a chupacabra in thisz desert."

Guildenstern: "I thought we agreed he wasz a changeling who failed to become a chestnut."

Rosencrantz: "I thought I explained why that cannot be."

Guildenstern: "Fie! He's clearly a misshapen chestnut. Look at all those twisting hornsz and brownish colorsz."

Rosencrantz: "You're a misshapen chestnut."

Guildenstern: "I'm a what?"

Rosencrantz: "You heard me."

Guildenstern: "Your face isz a chestnut."

Rosencrantz: "Why I never-"


 * Goldfin lowers her eyelids, uninterested and mildly annoyed. She walks up to the double doors and pushes them open. Engrossed in their debate, the guards fail to notice.