User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Winter 2015-2016/@comment-7345250-20160117055818

(O-kay. Now that this cringeworthy episode of romance between a phony chocolatier with a broken back and his trusty spear is over, let's... move on to anything else.)


 * Goldfin is a little relieved by the distraction.

Goldfin: "What is it?"

Mare Do Well: "I'm looking for somepony, and I was wondering if you might know him. Nasty gamboge coloration. Mane parted down the middle. Penchant for hypnotism."


 * Goldfin scratches her head.

Goldfin: "That doesn't sound familiar. What's his cutie mark?"

Mare Do Well: "I wish I knew."


 * The hooligans gather around and examine the bigger bag.

Thug 2: "I dunno why we're doing this anyway. Why don't we just take the bag and-?"

Thug 1: "Shut it. The boss will kill us if a single bit is unaccounted for."

Thug 2: "He can't miss what he never had."

Thug 3: "Well, if the guy's this loaded, maybe we should just jump him. How much is in here anyway...?"