User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Winter 2017-2018/@comment-27161581-20180117035328

''Close is a relative term. Floating several hundred feet above Maretropolis the massive noodly monstrosity gathers up trees and shrubs with it's pasta appendages, and slowly devours them by osmosis, growing heads of broccoli on its noodlely knot. ''

????: "NOOO! MY CABBAGES!!"

A pony cries out in despair as his entire cart of cabbages is lifted up towards the beast's maw.

''The hors d'oeuvres table is splendid, fresh fruits and vegetables are laid out, some kind of bright red cider flows from a fountain, while there are sweet treats a plenty, creams and cakes, doughnuts and chocolates. Oddly enough there aren't any apples.''

Nearby curious ears tilt towards Dazzling Light.

Vampony: "And vere var ooh vum?"