User blog comment:Guildmaster Grovyle/JLE Role Play, Winter 2014-2015/@comment-24422626-20150218033057

Badlands Discord: Your cooperation is appreciated, Chryssie. The changeling hive will be spared fire and brimstone, but watch your heads this weekend—it's a 20% chance of knife storm.

''CRUNCH. Crunch crunchie. Crunch.''

Ulp.

''Crunch. Crunchie crunch.''

Ulp.

* Glaive narrowly avoids a missed haymaker from a drunken customer and sits down.*

I'll just take water, please.